hellbox would like you Seattle snow reaction haters TO THE LEFT:
But, if this logic leaves you skeptical of our non-gender-specific manhood, then go ahead and believe what you want. We here in Seattle offer our explanation, but if you went to dinner with us you’d know that we always split what’s left on the serving dish so as not to be the asshole who takes the last bite. We’d rather be courteous to you and your beliefs (even if they disparage us), then go into our basements and write more songs and software and make more food and coffee that you can’t seem to get enough of. That’s the voice we have that speaks the loudest. That’s the one we’d rather be concentrating on while you’re busy talking smack about the weather.
Man, I want one of these T-shirts.
