‘Wedding Band’ by Lake Street Dive
If you’re married, wear a wedding band.

arielmh:

"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x]And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

This guy
I was unaware there’s an entire Hannibal food styling blog

arielmh:

"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”
[x]

And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

This guy

I was unaware there’s an entire Hannibal food styling blog

Sound shallow but I’m too advanced. Signing off now, I gotta go recite my Buddhist chants.

Fang Gang. Av still my first-round pick in Seattle Rap Fantasy Drafts.

"Hank Aaron is a scumbag piece of shit nigger,” a man named Edward says in an e-mail to the Braves front office and obtained by USA TODAY Sports. Edward invokes the epithet five times in four sentences, closing with, "My old man instilled in my mind from a young age, the only good nigger is a dead nigger."

uniquenoir:

stastheeboss:

Black Weirdo Compilation x Mixtape Artwork Design

Get used to them/us.

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A local journalist on the technology beat says his Google Glass was stolen off his face while he walked in the Mission District on Friday night.

Kyle Russell and his editor had been covering a protest against a Google executive who is in the process of evicting his tenants.

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emigennis:

Photo reference side-by-side of the Oster Stim-u-lax vibrator I drew in my “History of Vibrators” guest comic for Erika Moen’s Oh Joy Sex Toy (click to read the entire comic!).
If you’d like to see more of the reference material I used while making the comic, check out my blog.
emigennis:

Photo reference side-by-side of the Oster Stim-u-lax vibrator I drew in my “History of Vibrators” guest comic for Erika Moen’s Oh Joy Sex Toy (click to read the entire comic!).
If you’d like to see more of the reference material I used while making the comic, check out my blog.
emigennis:

Photo reference side-by-side of the Oster Stim-u-lax vibrator I drew in my “History of Vibrators” guest comic for Erika Moen’s Oh Joy Sex Toy (click to read the entire comic!).
If you’d like to see more of the reference material I used while making the comic, check out my blog.

emigennis:

Photo reference side-by-side of the Oster Stim-u-lax vibrator I drew in my “History of Vibrators” guest comic for Erika Moen’s Oh Joy Sex Toy (click to read the entire comic!).

If you’d like to see more of the reference material I used while making the comic, check out my blog.

nickminichino:

boundtothewater:

also amy chozick’s twitter is so self-satisfied about the whole interview and it’s like LISTEN KELIS DESERVES RESPECT FROM THE INTERVIEWER AND YOU FAILED SO HORRIBLY AT THAT JOB and her link is like 

Sometimes subjects love to banter in the and other times, not so much.

UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH STOP IT AMY 

lmao that she turned in that copy and has the gall/lack of self-awareness to be like “i’m the victim here”

You can stream 'Food' here.

It’s great. Kelis Day.

"I know the day it happened. I was about 12. I had a perm just like we all did. My hair started to break off. It was a disaster. I was like, Mom! She said, “We’ll take you back to the salon and get it fixed.” I said, Forget it. I looked in the mirror and stopped crying. I said, You know what? No matter what, I do not fit in—not with the white girls at school, and not with Chauncey and Rashida from Uptown. I could do my hair like them, I could wear their clothes, but it still didn’t work. At 12, the last thing you want to be is different. My stepdaughter is 12; I see it. It’s so funny. But back then, I stopped and said, I am failing miserably. This is a waste of my energy and time. Instead of trying so hard, I should just give up and be whatever it is I’m going to be. So I shaved my hair off and got teased mercilessly. But I felt better. I was like, I can deal with this."